With Halloween fast approaching, it's time for a gimmick post.
These are some fears that I thought of right after I typed this sentence, but before I posted the entry:
1)The Boogeyman (duh)
2)Drowning was my first big fear (besides the Boogeyman)
3)That final scene in The Blair Witch Project still gives me the freakies if I dwell on it too long.
4)Spiders on the ceiling
5)President Sarah Palin
6)The Yellowstone Caldera
7)Dying abruptly without being able to say any last words to someone
8)Clowns
9)Homeland Security/FEMA (tie)
10)Losing Jill
11)Everything that could ever happen to Elaine
12)Failure
13)Crows
14)Showing up for a seminar completely unprepared, in only my underwear
15)Cauliflower...ok, I guess I'm kinda stretching at this point. I do dislike cauliflower a great deal, but I'm reasonably certain that I can outrun it if the need arises.
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