When a 10 month-old human has a cold, she will resist any attempt on your part to free her face of boogery deposits by use of tissue or dampened cloth. However, she will use any other cloth-like surface to rub her face on, such as the floor or your shirt. If you should have children, and they acquire a cold at this age, I recommend wearing booger-colored shirts for a week or so. My fashionably-appointed J.Crew looks like it hosted a barn dance for snails.
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