We Yanks have a little thing we like to call Thanksgiving coming up. It's where we look back on our year and reflect on the things that we are glad of. It's especially poignant at this time of year, as the last bales of whatever are brought into the barns and such. It's a real capper on the year's hard work.
I was going to make a list of the things for which I am glad, but I changed my mind. This will be a list of things that spontaneously pop into my head that annoy me. You may then interpret the opposite to be things which make me happy. Let's get started...
-I hate it when able-bodied people press the wheelchair button outside of a building instead of just opening the freaking door.
-Cats
Well, that's all I have for now. Gobble gobble!
Cats?!? Surely not.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the issue with pushing the button to make the door open? I think we're fighting now.
ReplyDeleteI stand by my words. My feelings on these matters are well-documented. Search your heart, and you will know them to be true.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate anyone so I find myself at a loss to contribute to your unique form of Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteAll I am saying is
Give peas a chance,
Man.
Dood.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate anyone either, in case that wasn't clear.
I'm probably over-thinking your comment.
Happy Gobbles, everyone.